oh hey.
so I have this thing. it's weird. It first showed up a little over three years ago. Recently, it came back with a vengeance, and was all inflamed, causing my to feel like I was running a near-constant fever for about two weeks straight. This was coupled with a whole lot of pain in my neck meats.
delightsome.
Anyways. I'm headed to the doc this afternoon for a lil consultation to see what can be done about it. In the meantime, I thought it'd be nice to share my adventured with you. Sorry if it grosses you out. This might be fun, though.
So to start things off, here's a straight shot of the little frenemy that is building on the neck-region. See? It looks like a lump of hotness on my throat:
Next up, a zoomed-in view, just to be sure that we all know where, exactly, we're looking. yep. that's it. Right smack in the middle of my hyper-ticklish neck.
To make this feel more medical-y, I thought an X-ray would be nice.
Now I want you to just envision it in the clouds. Can you see it?
And what if I were "abducted by aliens", you ask? Wonder no more, dear reader:
The little guy has already seen Paris:
so I have this thing. it's weird. It first showed up a little over three years ago. Recently, it came back with a vengeance, and was all inflamed, causing my to feel like I was running a near-constant fever for about two weeks straight. This was coupled with a whole lot of pain in my neck meats.
delightsome.
Anyways. I'm headed to the doc this afternoon for a lil consultation to see what can be done about it. In the meantime, I thought it'd be nice to share my adventured with you. Sorry if it grosses you out. This might be fun, though.
So to start things off, here's a straight shot of the little frenemy that is building on the neck-region. See? It looks like a lump of hotness on my throat:
Next up, a zoomed-in view, just to be sure that we all know where, exactly, we're looking. yep. that's it. Right smack in the middle of my hyper-ticklish neck.
To make this feel more medical-y, I thought an X-ray would be nice.
And just in case, a thermal scan might be useful too. Looks like a blue boob growing on my throat. Cute!
Now I want you to just envision it in the clouds. Can you see it?
And what if I were "abducted by aliens", you ask? Wonder no more, dear reader:
The little guy has already seen Paris:
Maybe it can visit Maui next?
I tried and tried to get it onto a rollercoaster and even the moon, but the stubborn little guy was too scared, and I ended up looking mostly dead (but with a lady-Adam's apple). such is life, I guess.
I am nervous about this whole situation... because the surgery requires a hospital stay and some intense anesthesia. Oh yeah... and a scar. Too bad I'm not really that in to scars. I get rather squeamish and nervous about medical stuff so... wish me luck. Or send me cookies.
Or both? Yeah. Definitely both.
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maybe you have an eve's apple?
Oh no! Let me know what I can do to help - I can definitely help take care of you while in hospital if needed. Surgery is the worst.
did you just need an excuse to show us a bunch of pictures of you and tell everyone you have a mac? well you've done it. lishes coming your way. (luck wishes)
i love this little vacay i went on with your neck nub (heh heh).
aaahaha i love up in the clouds. and your face in maui. i wish i could be the neck frenemy with all the alicia/paris seeing.
Skippy! The only cookie I wanna send you is ME! The mama cookie
i bet your doc would like to go on vacations like these
this is really funny!
but of course, I'll be praying for you. hope the surgery goes well!
eeep! surgery! but haha! i like your pictures:) hope it goes well!
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